LinkedIn

if you haven’t hear of it, it’s one of the latest social networking sites, akin to myspace and facebook. only linkedin is for the “professional” type and you can “cyber-network” through it – making connections, posting your resume, etc. you can even write each other total bullshit recommendations in an effort to boost your chances of getting noticed. today, i got the greatest recommendation of all time from lp. it is as follows:

“I’ve been associated with Melody for several years in various capacities: fellow graduate student, long distance moving co-pilot, and fellow Guinness Quality Control associate. Melody has always brought 110% to whatever she is doing, and I have yet to meet someone who is as passionate, intelligent and well-spoken, no matter what level of intoxication she may be under. I know Melody will always bring a level of vivaciousness unparalleled in any organization, from boardroom to bar room.”

it’s the perfect combination of bullshit writing with nothing but the truth. love it.

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One Comment on “LinkedIn”

  1. kimchilauren Says:

    It’s a gift I have…


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